For Isha, Karan, Neha and Aurelie

May 10, 2006 at 8:47 am ("It's ok - she's not carbon-based")

Before I am disembowelled by a Gucci pump – Audrey is NOT five years older than me, she is four and a half years older than me. (Although, if that’s the only thing that a)offended her b)caught her attention in that passage, we should consider relegating her reading/comprehension skill-set level down to pre-comatose.)

Also, because Isha made a SPECIAL request – I’m going to list the top 5 reasons that I am going to London. Just for you.

5. It’s London

4. Isha/Aurelie are there.

3. I need a holiday. And I feel an irrepressible urge to wear a beanie.

2. Travel is the basic building block of integrity (right? right?)

1.. Because I COULD be going to Bangkok, but I enjoy pissing Karan off.

Oh, and Neha is going to be in India, so that’s my entire social life eradicated in a four hour flight. Plus, I want pictures of me NOT on orchard/at Indochine/Soundbar/Coco Latte (why, the HORROR)/Neha’s pool/the Marriot/any MRT station (yes Ish, I do take MRT, no I do not need a special permit).

I want to learn to salsa. Properly.

5 Comments

  1. danesh said,

    You NEED a holiday?

    Boy….

  2. nehasood said,

    Yes, in the sense of being on the move again – this was not at all an allusion to the incredibly large amounts of hard work I do. :)

  3. danesh said,

    Its apparently positively correlated to integrity, isn’t it?

  4. nehasood said,

    why are we so mean to Neha?

  5. danesh said,

    I apologize.

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