Wishlist (I wish I wasn’t turning 23)
I'm going to be MIDDLE AGED (this is based on the assumption that with the current lifestyle we all lead, none of us are going to make it past 50 anyways.) I am nearly in my mid-20's. WHEN did this happen. I feel an impending mid-life crisis on the horizon. The last time I checked, we were all 17 – relatively guileless, and had zero worries. No Aurelie – your conversion was NOT a crisis. It was shocking. Not a crisis. Ok – so I thought I would do a wishlist of the 5 things I want most in the world – feel free to oblige.
5. A large, comfy jet. With my name in pink diamonds on the side. So I can fly to LA (Jody, Brandon), London (Ish, Aurelie), India (famliy, Jai, Rahul, Sam) and the like WHENEVER I wanted. I still wouldn't go to Bangkok though.
4. An original copy of Neruda's "20 love songs and a song of despair." In his handwriting. Addressed to me.
3. Sunglasses that suit me. Shut up Neha.
2. Many, many, many tattoos. I tried to convince Neha to get me one as a present – she balked. Traitor.
1. A husky. Named Hector. With blue eyes (pleasssssssseeeeeeeeeeee)
Yesh. Ok – miss you guys, muah.
คารัน said,
May 23, 2006 at 4:05 am
Who would want you to come to go to Bangkok.
I don’t think Immigration will let you enter the counrty anyways.
Brandon said,
May 23, 2006 at 5:07 am
I want you to come to LA. I’ll make sure immigration lets you in.
You can’t have a husky in Singapore, I guess you will have to move to LA.
“Tonight I can write the saddest lines.”
I’ll be in london on the 7th. Surprise!
You own sunglasses, I have seen them.
danesh said,
May 23, 2006 at 5:21 am
I’m 42 in August.
nehasood said,
May 23, 2006 at 5:30 am
Karan – fine.
Brandon – There are breeds of husky you can raise in Asia. Plus I hated LA, i could never live there. You are going to be in London? Since when … (stalker, stalker)
Danesh – Age is relative, no? I think I’m an old 23 year old.
Brandon said,
May 23, 2006 at 5:32 am
I never said I wasn’t stalking you.
คารัน said,
May 23, 2006 at 5:49 am
brandon: its just the feeling she gets with you… creepy..
danesh said,
May 23, 2006 at 5:50 am
My sister is relative… so is my cousin.
danesh said,
May 23, 2006 at 5:51 am
Speaking of which did you hear about this new Family Game called “Incest”? It’s relatively exciting.
nehasood said,
May 23, 2006 at 5:52 am
You are ALL nuts. Nuts.
(are we really making jokes about incest now? really?)
Brandon said,
May 23, 2006 at 5:55 am
My nuts? What?
Who’s the squiggly dude? And why is he hating on me?
I’ll be at the Waldorf. Call you in a bit.
Love ya.
danesh said,
May 23, 2006 at 5:58 am
too cowardly to reveal himself and hate you at the same time i see… perhaps he’s incensed….
k a r a n said,
May 23, 2006 at 6:05 am
คารัน is my name in thai. the “squiggly” symbols happens to be characters of the thai alphabet.
nehasood said,
May 23, 2006 at 6:10 am
Ok – time out kids.
(Danesh – you are not helping …)
So, in the interest of not having a “mine is bigger then yours match” over a BLOG – can you guys chill out.
danesh said,
May 23, 2006 at 6:14 am
Hmmmm….. I was sure you wouldn’t take the bait. Anyway, you showed Brandon, didn’t you?
I need to work out my squigglies.
Brandon said,
May 23, 2006 at 6:18 am
Mine is bigger.
Brandon said,
May 23, 2006 at 6:20 am
Thats not Thai. That looks like Braille for autistic kids.
danesh said,
May 23, 2006 at 6:21 am
No, it’s not. Its conchiglialetto… a obsure type of italian pasta.
OK, so yours is bigger than squigglies… fine.
nehasood said,
May 23, 2006 at 6:24 am
Thats it. You are all banned. All of you. Banned.
Brandon – GO TO SLEEP.
k a r a n said,
May 23, 2006 at 6:50 am
brandon:
you’d know all about ‘Braille for autistic’ kids…
nehasood said,
May 23, 2006 at 6:53 am
Wow, and you guys will eventually meet someday. And love each other I’m sure. Hey – can you both learn salsa? So I’ll have dance partners everywhere?
Brandon said,
May 23, 2006 at 6:56 am
I am learning babe. I actually enjoy it. There is a salsa congress in LA. Is your boy going to be here?
danesh said,
May 23, 2006 at 6:58 am
Nice deflection.
Brandon said,
May 23, 2006 at 7:05 am
Your other man, I mean.
nehasood said,
May 23, 2006 at 7:07 am
Who are we talking about? Anyways – I think we are all done for the day … will call you later tonight.
Brandon said,
May 23, 2006 at 7:08 am
Happy Birthday sweetheart – ciao.
danesh said,
May 23, 2006 at 7:14 am
How many men does Neha have?
nehasood said,
May 23, 2006 at 7:17 am
None.
MMM said,
May 23, 2006 at 7:36 am
If it gets you that many hits on your blog, turning 23 rocks….
nehasood said,
May 23, 2006 at 7:38 am
Thank you for being the only one to write something sane …
I JUST left a message on yours
k a r a n said,
May 23, 2006 at 8:17 am
neha has men all around the world…
theres one in every country and a vast variety of nationalities and races..
its all about ‘globalisation’ for her…
taking the on the world and leaving a trail of broken hearts..
danesh said,
May 23, 2006 at 8:38 am
she told me she only likes “coloured” men…
you should have seen the voluntary distribution of the leftover cake…. cryptic, i know but she can explain.
nehasood said,
May 23, 2006 at 9:02 am
Karan – in the interest of NOT kicking your ass, I’m going to give you a chance to take that back. Who’s heart have I ever broken.
Brandon said,
May 23, 2006 at 9:04 am
…
nehasood said,
May 23, 2006 at 9:13 am
And Danesh -
…
i have no words
mom said,
May 23, 2006 at 4:31 pm
hmmmmmm ! don’t know i should be part of this conversation or not …but want to wish my jaan A VERY HAPPY& BLESSED B’DAY an’ WISH ALL ( OF THE DECENT …) wishes come true….love an’ hugs
danesh said,
May 23, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Alright, I should also act my age.
Happy Birthday young lady! Have a very blessed and a happy year!
Sood's Heart ;) said,
May 24, 2006 at 12:24 am
happy birthday my baby wigs/muffy love u soooo much! wishing u only the very best for the year ahead! 23 jaanu!! wishing u nothing but all the happiness in the world ..
k thats not NOTHING but something 
hehehehe!
love u sooooo much! call my bird day girl in a bit! MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
nehasood said,
May 24, 2006 at 1:55 am
Love you Neh. You are kinda creepy.
danesh said,
May 24, 2006 at 2:31 am
- [Special K ] - said,
May 26, 2006 at 5:44 am
neha doesnt break hearts….
she makes them melt….
happy birthday once again hun! hope you had an amazing birthday and may the future be filled with all the happiness and love that you deserve…
luv ya..
karones